You know your life is not too exciting when the most crazy thing that happens all day is when you go to Walmart and you notice they rearranged the entire produce section and it blows your mind!
I will now write other interesting things I saw while at the Walmart in bullet points.
- A girl removing her nose ring. Yep I guess the best place to do that is right in front of the meat section.
- A Man who looked exactly like Paul Shaffer the musician on David Letterman. (see photo) The last week I went I saw someone who looked like Elizabeth Taylor and one of the checkers I see there frequently looks like Bob from Sesame Street. I hope you are finding this information fascinating because I write it all from the bottom of my heart people!
- A man yelling on his cell phone. This was an intense conversation if I could have lingered near by inconspicuously I think I would’ve.
- A couple who could not keep there hands off of each other I saw them a lot wandering around with an empty cart stopping to make out every little while. I guess they couldn’t concentrate on there actual shopping. Love at the Walmart is a beautiful thing.
I think I might make this a weekly blog post to write about my experience grocery shopping at Walmart. Because let me tell you this, there is never a dull moment at Wally World.
* photo from Wikipedia