Things at a dollar store are worth a lot less than a dollar and not worth the tears that the object causes when it breaks three seconds after being given to your child.
Having only 2 treats when you have three daughter’s is worse than committing a hundred crimes and no, it is not usually followed with sharing.
Correcting an outfit that does not match or put on wrong by a five year old is highly overrated. Who knows, wearing a dress back words to church might be the new style someday.
Any fast food consumed after you have had a horrible day and the kid’s are asleep and you finally have a moment to relax should not be considered fattening or bad for you.
Anything that makes your one year old laugh hysterically is acceptable even if it means you look like a complete fool.
Last But not least.
Your five year old’s preschool art on your wall is better than any home decor you could get with any amount of money.