Words of Wisdom

Things at a dollar store are worth a lot less than a dollar and not worth the tears that the object causes when it breaks three seconds after being given to your child.

Having only 2 treats when you have three daughter’s is worse than committing a hundred crimes and no, it is not usually followed with sharing.

Correcting an outfit that does not match or put on wrong by a five year old is highly overrated. Who knows, wearing a dress back words to church might be the new style someday.

Any fast food consumed after you have had a horrible day and the kid’s are asleep and you finally have a moment to relax should not be considered fattening or bad for you.

Anything that makes your one year old laugh hysterically is acceptable even if it means you look like a complete fool.

Last But not least.

Your five year old’s preschool art on your wall is better than any home decor you could get with any amount of money.

{ 9 comments… add one }

  • Rhonda January 17, 2011, 8:17 AM

    You are so wise! We must shop at the same place, we have the same decor at my house. Have a good day off with your husband.

  • whatever Dee Dee Wants January 17, 2011, 8:33 AM

    I completely agree with the fast food thing :)

  • Harmony January 17, 2011, 8:42 AM

    I laughed so hard I spit chocolate milk out my nose when I read the dollar store comment. I cannot tell you how many times I have suffered the same way. I avoid that place like the plague now. I go for sandwich bags at night after the kids have gone to sleep!

  • T January 17, 2011, 9:19 AM

    ah, the wisdom of experienced mothers… the dollar store gives me headaches, or at least that’s my excuse for refusing to take the rugrats :)

  • Jody January 17, 2011, 9:26 AM

    So true!!!

  • Steph January 17, 2011, 1:37 PM

    You are very wise! I needed some of those tips.

  • Jennie A. January 17, 2011, 9:46 PM

    I love all of these, but my most favorite has to be about consuming fast food after a horrible day. One thing I’ve always wondered is why does it smell so bad in the dollar store??

  • Amy @ mommetime January 18, 2011, 10:00 PM

    very well said! My decor is very similar to yours! I even frame the master pieces…;-) Amy

  • Katie Hurley January 18, 2011, 10:46 PM

    Very wise, indeed. I’m beginning to loather the dollar store. The way you feel about fast food is how I feel about dark chocolate m&m’s…it almost never counts!

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